Submitted by Marvin (Nick) Saines; art by Dom Rinaldo

Please enjoy the first in a series of animal-friendly jokes to help lift your spirits as the busy holiday season approaches. To stay up to date with the latest jokes, inspirational rescue stories, and activism ideas, subscribe to PETA Prime E-News.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, did you know we have a drink named after you?” The grasshopper looks puzzled and says, “Why would anybody want to name a drink ‘Bob’?”


Marvin (Nick) Saines is an adjunct professor of environmental science at the College of Southern Nevada, the southwest region director of the Association of Environmental & Engineering Geologists, and a Sierra Club hike leader. He lives in Las Vegas with his wife and two cats.

Dom Rinaldo was a popular Las Vegas cartoonist who illustrated several joke books and enjoyed entertaining people as a ventriloquist, magician, and clown. His son Vic, a caricature artist, said, “He had a great time living life.” Dom lives on in his wonderful cartoons and illustrations.