Comments on: A Bit of a Giggle to Start the New Year! http://prime.peta.org/2008/12/a-bit-of-a-giggle-to-start-the-new-year Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:26:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Patty Bowers http://prime.peta.org/2008/12/a-bit-of-a-giggle-to-start-the-new-year/comment-page-1#comment-1477 Patty Bowers Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:58:44 +0000 http://prime.peta.org/?p=1356#comment-1477 Hi Steve- Thanks for the great laughs. One of my fave jokes since I was a child is a vegetarian joke too! ( & By the way, the only joke I have ever been able to remember) : Q. What is a Honeymoon sandwich? A. Lettuce alone! Hi Steve- Thanks for the great laughs. One of my fave jokes since I was a child is a vegetarian joke too! ( & By the way, the only joke I have ever been able to remember) :

Q. What is a Honeymoon sandwich?
A. Lettuce alone!

]]> By: Susan Hargreaves http://prime.peta.org/2008/12/a-bit-of-a-giggle-to-start-the-new-year/comment-page-1#comment-1455 Susan Hargreaves Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:03:51 +0000 http://prime.peta.org/?p=1356#comment-1455 How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb ? Six, one to screw in the light bulb, five to read the ingredients. Capt. Paul watson of the Sea Shepherd told me this joke about 14 years ago, and I still find it a giggle. How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

Six, one to screw in the light bulb, five to read the ingredients.

Capt. Paul watson of the Sea Shepherd told me this joke about 14 years ago, and I still find it a giggle.

]]> By: Laura http://prime.peta.org/2008/12/a-bit-of-a-giggle-to-start-the-new-year/comment-page-1#comment-1366 Laura Thu, 01 Jan 2009 17:43:05 +0000 http://prime.peta.org/?p=1356#comment-1366 Great jokes, Steve. This was a fun post for me to start the new year with! Great jokes, Steve. This was a fun post for me to start the new year with!

]]> By: kerry http://prime.peta.org/2008/12/a-bit-of-a-giggle-to-start-the-new-year/comment-page-1#comment-1359 kerry Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:39:36 +0000 http://prime.peta.org/?p=1356#comment-1359 My favorite joke to tell to hunters is: 3 men show up at the pearly gates. St. Peter asks the first, "What is your IQ?". The man answers 140. St Peter says, "My My. with an IQ of 140 I would expect you to have accomplished much while you were on earth." The man answers, "Yes. In fact, I won the Genesis award." St. Peters say, "Wonderful. You are very welcome. Come on in." St Peters then asks the second man for his IQ. The second man says "110". St Peters says "That also is very good. I expect you also accomplished wonders." The second man replies, "I won the Nobel Peace prize twice." Once again the gates open and the second man enters. St Peter then asks the third man for his IQ. "49" responds the man. "Oh," says St. Peter, "Did you get your elk?" My favorite joke to tell to hunters is:

3 men show up at the pearly gates. St. Peter asks the first, “What is your IQ?”. The man answers 140. St Peter says, “My My. with an IQ of 140 I would expect you to have accomplished much while you were on earth.” The man answers, “Yes. In fact, I won the Genesis award.” St. Peters say, “Wonderful. You are very welcome. Come on in.” St Peters then asks the second man for his IQ. The second man says “110″. St Peters says “That also is very good. I expect you also accomplished wonders.” The second man replies, “I won the Nobel Peace prize twice.” Once again the gates open and the second man enters. St Peter then asks the third man for his IQ. “49″ responds the man. “Oh,” says St. Peter, “Did you get your elk?”

]]> By: kerry http://prime.peta.org/2008/12/a-bit-of-a-giggle-to-start-the-new-year/comment-page-1#comment-1353 kerry Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:51:00 +0000 http://prime.peta.org/?p=1356#comment-1353 What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do????? Stays up all night wondering if there is a dog. What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?????

Stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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